Fuck the flies

Today has been one helluva rush-go-get-things-done-you're-late day.

Had an experiment booked in at 12pm sharp, and i woke up at 11.20am.

Uhuh

And i slept at 6.30. Shaddup lah fuck you go away.

So rush rush no more comb hair make it look less like a hive, instead today it was pulled back into one of those huge ah mah clips i use when i wash my face. (ok unglam factor #1)

Picked up whatever shirt tht was within reach and in front of my face regardless of whether it was clean or not (it was clean though) and pulled on leggings (regret cos it was damn mfucking hot and unglam factor #2)

Brushed teeth and literally drowned my face in water and cincai slap on moisturiser and out the door i was wearing comfy walking shoes cos i thought i had to run and slippers would just piss the fuck out of me (regret again cos hot and unglam factor #3)

Made it into experiment at 12.02 only to find that there were other people later than me. Wahlao the woman was like dont be late cos you might be able to do the exp blah blah and obv i'd be freaking out cos i need the damn 6% credit point right!!! Done by 2, off to Clifton to print notes cos im cheapskate and its free might as well and now back home with my eyelids literally closing and failing on me.

So the moral of my story is that:

1. I looked horrendous today

2. I'm fucking tired but cant sleep must study

:+:+

Ok lets move on,

While getting to Sander's building i was attacked by fucking flies buzzing around my ears and i swear they are the most evil fucking creatures to live on this planet. Or at least those that are in Perth are.

1) Flies are supposed to target food and dark dumpy swamp like areas NOT faces,

2) WHAT THE FUCK is so syok about flying around people's ears and sticking on their shirts as they walk you dumbfucks

3) Your buzzing sound is fucking annoying and i wished i had a gun that i could shoot you useless motherfuckers with

LEAVE ME ALONE DAMN YOU!!!!!!

Breathe in out in out in out.

+:+:+

Ok bye tht post was very draining to type. Fuck you flies and byebye off to study.

4.20am

it's 4.20, have to head to uni tmrw at 11 and i'm not asleep.

nope, skyping with fran instead.

i'm a legend and i bring it upon myself!

x

Rubbish dump

That, readers, is what my room looks like at the moment.

Textbooks, papers, clothes, 390587294732 cups of finished tea not cleared - i swear i'm living in a dump.

My poor door knob has officially become my multi functional clothes hanger, and i think it's about to fall off if i don't take some weight (clothes) off it's shoulders :(

On a brighter note, met up with Nadirah just then for dinner and wow it's been so longgg!!! I miss my little Beyonce so much and as Cristal says, "you don't know how much you miss that person until you see them again.. after so long"

So it's been a long night, and it's about to be a little longer. Gonna finish up the psyc chapter + read my hbiol notes before bed. 14 days to the END of exams and me having to finally, clean up my room. Oh please, no way am i gonna clean it up now.. it's just too time consuming/might as well not since i'm bound to mess it up again anw!!!

So farewell friends, it's off to hit the books.

Oh before i leave, might as well leave with a quote

Syaz: Should i put make up?

Vic: Yeah just quickly put eyeliner forget about the rest

Syaz: Yeah but my eyebags will be even thicker at the bottom

Goodnight and goodluck for exams :)

ginrummy

Another round of gin rummy tonight.. and i er... lost -__-"

Won, broke even then gave up. When i felt like playing again, lost and called it quits.

And for now.

STUDY STUDY STUDY. Will be an all nighter tonight.

Goodluck!

Definitely still a kid

Studying for psyc has really gotten to me, and though i'm only one month away from my 18th (aiyah so pathetic lorxz), i'm really still an adoloscent (kid).

I quote one line from Bernstein:

"All adoloscents undergo significant changes in size, shape, and physical capabilities" (Bernstein et.al 2007)

So lets break this down one by one:

Significant changes in:

1. Size - yep thats me getting bigger/fatter everyday yup (check)

2. Shape - like body shape? yup (check)

3. Physical capabilities - like how... i can't concentrate for nuts and all do now is read one sentence and blog an entire post for it? (definitely check).

So all 3 requirements fulfilled. I am a kid.

SLEEPY GILA BABI

I am so sleepy.

Exams in ONE week, and whoa no where near ready at this point in time.

Kill me pls need motivation + study buddy!

Science lib anyone?????

Blue/Blackberry

Vic: Eh dyou know that apple has come up with a new macbook again?

Wanshing: Yeah i know you told me about the blueberry already.

-______-

-______________-

-______________________-

Firstly, i'm talking about a laptop, not a fruit.

Secondly, it's a blackberry not a BLUEberry.

My friend

Vic: OMG syaz look what XXXX's ex gf said. "Thanks for the surprise. Thanks baby for the surprise...."

Syaz: Well obviously everyday's a surprise thanks to her face.

+:+:

Syaz: Vic your blog doesn't like me. Can't open it!

Vic: Put www infront syaz

Syaz: I DID! There's even http dot dot slash slash www. Oh right no wait i didnt. SO WHAT now ppl who put www is faster?!

+:+:

Syaz: This is why i think you should use tumblr vic since you like to put quotations and all. It'll arrange it damn nicely. But then again if you wanna be rich and put nuffnang..

Vic: Pls syaz im not earning shit from nuffnang im like getting RM2 per year or sth

Syaz: You wanna be rich what i swear i might as well just give you the 2dollars

LOL she's my friend.

Most affordable macbook

Syaz: Vic vic have you seen the new macbook?!?!?!

Vic: HAH?

Syaz: GO AND SEE NOW!

So Apple has done it again, pissed the whole world off by bringing out a new mac, and though it isn't aluminium and blah blah blah, it's nicely rounded, white (but will look better if it was black), and basically... it's new. The people at mac just needs to take a big fat chill pill and STOP making new macbooks, cos i just found out that the new 13 inch macbook pro has a SD card slot. WTFFF srsly why couldn't they bring out the 13inch mcbk pro earlier?!?!??!!?!

Oh and the 13 inch mcbk isn't even for sale anymore.

This is gay.

Syaz is even more pissed cos she just got her 15inch macbook like... a week ago. Mac, you're awesome but, BOO you!

here's my FACE

I actually really miss my purple nails. They didn't last that long though reason being Romeo (the nail dude in Northbridge) used some cheapskate nail polish brand hmph. Must get the exact same colour next time!

I noticed that it's been a long time since one of these camwhore i am so happy with life photos since i started breaking out (yes notice pimply marks on cheeks causing me to look like some retard). So here's one, just because i felt like it.

Alrighty that's all for now. I hae another 3 hours ish to get some study done before its dinner with eepyn and syaz.

BYEBYE :)

Hallaow

I just felt like posting something up HEH.

Fats go away

So the non carb/high protein diet is back on.

Aiyoh sigh i really hate that this blog has turned out to be a hate being fat must lose weight fml fat fat fat ranting space but sigh now i have no choice.

Tried on a pair of pants that i wore not too long ago and my my my i look like a mothafocking blob compared to the last time i wore it. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

My legs looked like sausages and whoa lets not even begin with the hips :O

Therefore/Hence/Sebab itu,

No more rice (sniff bye bye) okla lets just go with low carb;

Vegies vegies vegies

Low sodium, low sugar, low fat.

FML.

I was lookbooking and it was depressing. Hallaow i also be able to pull off anything and take photos and not have to stand/pose in a certain angles just to look... least blob like.

Alrighty i'm sick of typing this and i'm sure ya'll are sick of reading my rants as well, so i'm off for now. Sorrry readers, i shall blog about something not related to me being a blob vy soon.

Toodles for now!

30degs

Twas a VERY hot day today, and finally, sundresses and shorts finally got to see daylight again!

Woke up late (as per usual fridays) and realised how warm the weather was getting to be. I think i've totally forgotten how summer used to be like, because if i complaining about the heat now.. what will it be like in 4 months when i'm back for uni again? How now brown cow? I am sleeping with the air con on tonight, after wayyyyyy too long. I prefer cold air to heaters, anytime!

Shall do a little pro and con to summer like i did for winter!

Plus side to summer:

1. More sweating thus losing weight (yay)

2. Body requires less energy consumption (from not shivering like in winter -__-) therefore get hungry less often, which ultimately leads to a decrease in food consumption, and ya'll know what that means right? (lose weight no shit duh)

3. Don't have to worry about piling on scarfs and other outer layers.. including thinking of what shoes to wear that will prevent them from beku-ing menjadi ais. Ugg boots shall now be history.. till winter ofc

4. Days are longer and it's less depressing. With winter, it was dark by 5pm and the world felt like it was coming to an end.

5. I can order bbt/icecream/icelemontea/ice *insert drink name here* without worrying about freezing my blobby butt off later

Cons to summer:

1. No more layering, and covering fat areas with jumpers+scarfs. Sleeveless shirts/dresses make me self conscious and shorts make my thighs look whoa (totally just contradicted my point above)

2. Must shave/wax/epilate/remove hair from exposed areas of the skin (wtf waste time sien)

3. Constant sweating = ruins hair of the day (moisture makes my hair frizz wtf)

4. LOOK FAT IN EVERY SINGLE THING I WEAR SIGH FML

5. Constant sweating + being at crowded places (not many in perth but still) = BO

And there you have it my UBER contradictory pros and cons list. Plsss i'm sure ya'll will agree right?

Syaz made me tomyum today, cos i requested it so here's a shoutout to say THANKS SYAZZYYYY it twas yummy as usual and mmm fishballs :) LOL and while we were ordering smoothies at carousel today, some annoying kid next to us was being all demanding with the ice cream flavours and all

Syaz: OMG so annoying. If it was my kid i'd be like shut the fuck up ok!

Vic: LOL LOL HAHAHHAHAHAHHA

Syaz: Then i'd say, excuse me miss my daughter wants to shower in ice cream please?

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL ROLFMAO

Ok it's so cold and syok in my room i shall head to bed now or else i'll wake up at retarded hours again tomorrow and literally waste my entire day!

p/s before i leave, a -___- quote i heard today while i was eavesdropping on some random's conversation;

Girl 1: We're gonna buy liqour and head back to your place to drink ok?

Girl 2: Oh ok where can buy liqour?

Girl 1 (with the biggest stone face in the world): I donno lah but i REAAALLLLYY need to drink man. I really need to drink.

-___- ok lah alco you chill can or not.

Toodlooos!

STOP

I need to stop thinking too much.

Stop.

STop.

STOp.

STOP.

It's been a long day, i'm tired and it's time for bed.

zzzzzz

I am so sleepy.

I am waiting for my class to start.

The girl's voice in front of me is pissing me off. Act cute -___-

&&

Why are so many ppl wearing shorts today? It was forkin cold!

Oh,

I had my presentation.

It was very... fast paced.

Limited to 10 minutes per group.
Literally had 2 minutes to speak.

Skipped a few points that the guy doing my powerpoint just kept clicking not knowing what point i was on.

My group member said to dress professional, like doctors, and one of them came in dressed like a PE teacher.

Ok noobs are waiting for computers and i gtg to class.

Bye!

OH PLS

I was about to post the bitchiest post in this world, but i decided meh, it'll just be a waste of time raging and waste of energy even typing the damn post up.

All i have to say is..

You may think he's all that.

But he's not.

K babe? Don't reply.

Fuck off kthankscheers.

Okay it's a happy day cos i have no uni tomorrow so i shall not let some monkey asshole destroy it :)

Goodnightttttttt people. I've made my point.

Rant to no one

Funny how my blog, though i am kinda ranting to NOONE, just puts me back into that comfort zone or at least takes my mind off pissy things for a bit.

No it does not respond to me and no it does not give me advice that will make me feel better, but perhaps its just the thought of putting it into writing (typing in this case) that eases my mind abit. Notice how i don't blog too much about today i went karaoke and hahhah it was hell fun then *insert a zillion photos of me and friends here, in diff angles*

Quotes, and minimal photos that capture the moments are my way to blogging and that's enough. It's the happy and fuckmylifefucktheworldslitmywrist moments (refer to internode post) that i wanna write down, just cos it's fun to read back and laugh at myself, laugh at how amazingly chor lor/vulgar/happy i can get.

Right now, i'm feeling neutral. Okay fine a little bloated but meh.

I don't think i really know the point of this post, but i just felt like blogging. Might have been all those reflective blogposts/emoemo i hate my life posts that i have been reading. I think that's all for now, blogging mojo's gone. Nope, no pictures of me in different angles, if you're looking for that then go to someone else's blog who actually bothers. For now, time to chillaxxxxxxzxz.

Goodnight!

Exams delayed

So, ever felt like you are no where near ready for your exams?

Mugged all night and literally slept with your books and still nothing's going in?

Well, here's a way!

SET YOUR EXAM HALL ON FIRE! HAHHAHAHAHA.

Read the story here *click*

I swear, this person's fucking hilarious. Firstly, i wouldn't even think of burning down the damn school -____- Ah boy, next time try something easier like pretending to be sick etc etc. Burning down the school wouldn't work cos 1) the exam wasn't delayed anyway cos they just moved everyone to another classroom and 2) wtf wouldn't you have to pay for damages or something? Takkan the school lets you off right? NOOB.

Funnnnnnnnnnnnny :)

So anw, it's late, and imma head to bed after reading a few more entries from fmylife.com :)

Goodnight!

Study sessions

For once, the study session is at my house, and no i am not part of it because i'm assignment free :) handed in my OB essay today and im done done done cept for another presentation coming up tomorrow that.. meh imma start on that later.

Shall catch up on GG because im damn bored so tata ttyl!

LOH LEI SUI -____-

I'm an idiot.

Whenever i'm given an assignment >2000 words, i complaint cos too many words.

My OB assignment has a limit of 1500 words +/- 10% maximum.

I'm now 1650 words (max dy) and i wished that we were allowed 2000 words instead -__- still got so much to write fml.

I hate myself.

and OH,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY WANSHING!!!

The surprise was small, but it worked and i hope you enjoyed it! Will blog about that tomorrow. But for now, referencing and zzz

HAPPY DAYS

Wireless works! Oh yeah babyyyyyyyyyyy :)

Okbye OB assignment due tomorrow at 4pm!

OMG

SERIOUSLY WHY ARE YOU KACAUING ME.

AND YES

I HAVE INTERNET

TONIGHT HAS BEEN A GOOD NIGHT.

OK BYE. CLASS TOMORROW AT 11AM :(

-goodnighttttttt

Not so fml

So i decided, after reading my own blog (hee) that i shall one day blog about less emo-y fml ftw internet stuff. Everything in this blog is so vulgar and crude oh man what have my blogging become!

I currently don't exactly have the time to do an entire entry filled with rainbows and colourful ribbons (-__-") because i'm working on my public health essay. See, it's an achievement, there was no form of swearing any where near this paragraph, esp when mentioning my assignment.

Clap
Clap not bad :)

I reaaaaally have to go now. I don't want to be doing my assignment sigh i wanna go home for a facial to fix my pimply face and perhaps a massage just to fix everything else that aches. Okay baibai back to work!

White blobssss

So the one day that i can EVER pull off white leggings without looking like blob of white.. blob will be the happiest day of my life.

Ok back to assignment bye!