Long s-word bacteria

I've been having a mild sore throat + a slight stuffy nose, but no fever. Went to bed early last night, and woke up with no more stuffy nose - but sore throat still irritating me.

Now it isn't really sore it's kinda just.. i don't know, feels wierd. So anyway i looked at my throat in the mirror and suspect tonsillitis. Checked on the internet and they gave me a whole list of gross pus filled, infected looking throats. Mine ain't that bad!

Apparently it will go away by itself provided that it isn't infected by some long s-word bacteria. Aiya fuck lahhh why so mafan oneeeee? Please tell me it isn't swine as well UGH

Okay im gonna go gargle with more salt water. 

Buhbye.