Tuesday, March 10, 2009

NOOB 1101

Had my first actual quiz of the year in uni today and i seriously started having flashbacks of what having tests/exams were like in MLC! Though it was a teeeny ass test, it is my first written test in.... 5 months?

So i've decided, for my own entertainment purposes..

NOOB 1101: Guide to surviving the last 3 hours before your final exam (as a boarder).

The morning of exams 
1. Wake up like 3 hours before exam because you're afraid that you might oversleep
2. Recite over and over again terms and their functions/meaning and test your roommate while you're at it (if you're in boarding)
3. Get dressed, making sure that you are still reciting those terms either out loud/in your head
4. Brush teeth/wash face to freshen up, but maintain the reciting!
5. If there are other sleepyheads/very smart students in toilet, ask casual questions just to ensure you are studying the right things/just to test them for fun
6. Check that you have brought with you (in your plastic sleeve) about:
- every pen that you've ever owned, preferably all refilled and working (incase they break/    leak halfway)
- highlighters in every colour (doreen style- to highlight and make testpaper look pretty)
- eraser, ruler, whiteout, student card, pencils, 5 boxes of lead (incase all break at once)
- the maximum amount of graphics/scientific calcs allowed (kiasu ma)
- as many AAA batteries (in case calc dies)
- mathaid, maths notes and stats book (even if you dont use)
7. Leave for exam hall (still reciting notes nobody asked you to stop)
8. Arrive at exam hall and greet your friends who are freaking out as much as you are and go through last minute notes/recite notes/test each other
9. Jump around abit cos too nervous and go around wishing goodluck to friends
10. Walk into exam hall and find seat, take out pen/calc/ruler/highlighter until table is too full
11. Make sure table is not shaking cos the dodgy ones at MLC do -_______-
12. Start writing like you've never written before when the examiner says "You may begin"

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AHHAHA this is called too much free time on my hands and i'm so sick of reading lecture notes cos it's wednesday tm so yay yay only 3 classes and i end earlyyyyyyyyy :) :)

That's a lengthy post okay so now im tired and i shall end with a picture of the day then sleeeeeep cos it's been a longass 37deg hot hot hot day!

Picture of the day:

Valedictory Dinner '07

That blog post was actually alot of effort -________- why did i bother?

Nights!




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